Bonin’ at the Bach Bash
If you are a bloke who has a best buddy, you are responsible for a few things. The first is lying for your buddy whenever he needs you to. If his ball and chain comes snoopin’ around, you deny and lie until you die or at least get your friend on the phone to warn him. The second thing you are responsible for is breakin’ your friends’ balls at every opportunity. This is important as it builds character and is just plain funny. The last thing you are responsible for, and probably the most important thing of all, is getting your buddy some strippers for his bachelor party. And not only any run-of-the-mill-dancing-for-dollars stripper, either. Nope. You are responsible for getting him a hot fuckwhore who is going to drain his nuts of every last drop of his single-man baby batter. A fuckwhore like Holly Halston. This stripper takes it up her slutty snatch, in the mouth and most-importantly, up her tight bum.
So remember, when the time comes to do right by your best bud, give him the gift that keeps on giving. Give him a large-titty hooker.
