July 2, 2009

If you are a bloke who has a best buddy, you are responsible for a few things. The first is lying for your buddy whenever he needs you to. If his ball and chain comes snoopin’ around, you deny and lie until you die or at least get your friend on the phone to warn him. The second thing you are responsible for is breakin’ your friends’ balls at every opportunity. This is important as it builds character and is just plain funny. The last thing you are responsible for, and probably the most important thing of all, is getting your buddy some strippers for his bachelor party. And not only any run-of-the-mill-dancing-for-dollars stripper, either. Nope. You are responsible for getting him a hot fuckwhore who is going to drain his nuts of every last drop of his single-man baby batter. A fuckwhore like Holly Halston. This stripper takes it up her slutty snatch, in the mouth and most-importantly, up her tight bum.
So remember, when the time comes to do right by your best bud, give him the gift that keeps on giving. Give him a large-titty hooker.

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June 29, 2009

Delilah’s hub is out of town. Now’s her chance to lie down and open her married twat for her teen neighbor. she’s been eyeballing him and wants to fuck him. Now she can take his meat in her mouth like she’s always wanted to. He licks her clit and finger fucks her before sticking his willy in her. She rides his cock like a pony, the better to show off her pierced cunt. Cheating wives. You’d have to be crazy to trust them. So just fuck them and go home. If you do not take our advice, then have an exit strategy just in case.

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June 26, 2009

When she made her 40Something debut in the May ‘07 issue, Portia told us, “When the children go off to school in the morning, I like to have sex sessions with delivery guys, which I tape. I never tell my husband about it beforehand, but later that night, when the children have gone to bed, I’ll put the tape on the video player in the bedroom. He likes to wank as he watches me fuck another bloke, then cum all over my tummy.” Portia’s hubby must have loved seeing his wife fucking and sucking a porn guy in the DVD cock Hungry MILFs. “My hubby knew I was posing for 40Something,” Portia said. “What he didn’t know was I had already made plans to fuck a large-dicked porn guy I’d never met before. I managed to keep it a secret until the DVD came out, then I made a large ceremony out of it. I put on my sexiest stockings and bra, laid down in bed with him and started sucking his willy. Then I turned the TV on.”

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June 23, 2009

Jewel is 60, a sexagenarian, but that doesn’t mean she is ready for a convalescent home. Jewel has the vigor of a 40-year-old. because of her high libido, Jewel has been sneaking around on her hub. When he finds out, he tells her boyfriend that it’s okay to keep fucking Jewel so she services the BF’s cock and balls and screams at him to fuck her. She cums when he spanks her clit with his one-eyed snake. The husband has been watching all along in the closet. because he’s a perv. Now the BF can brag I Fucked Your wife!

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June 20, 2009

In the video version of Ginger Taylor’s South Beach pickup, we finally get to see the 46-year-old MILF’s funbags jiggle, butt shake and cunt work its way up and down over a penis. And it turns out that Ginger has a foxy voice, also, as she stands on a corner of ocean Drive, wearing a sundress that exposes a good chunk of titty. Now, that might be an unusual sight in small-town U.S.A.–chick standing on a corner with her funbags halfway out—but in South Beach, its business as usual. Or, shall we say, no-business as usual seeing as a female dressed like that on SoBe usually isnt looking to make a pay-for-play business proposition. Ginger isnt. She just wants to have fun. Relive her wild youth. Only she wasn’t as good a fuck in her youth as she’s now. “That’s for certain,” Ginger said. “And that’s good for both of us.” both of us. Meaning her. And you.

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